About (Allegedly)

Off Brand Team makes plush tails for football fans who want to lose their minds in a socially acceptable way.

It started, like most legal disclaimers do, with a good idea and a cease-and-desist waiting to happen. A fan built a tail for his team. Orange. Striped. Roughly three feet of gloriously soft faux fur you swing over your head when the defense needs a stop, then velcro to your belt and wear like you were born with it. People wanted one. There was just one problem: it was covered in logos he very much did not have permission to use.

So he did the responsible thing and made everything worse, on purpose. Every logo, every league shield, every chant became a joke version we actually own. Same energy. Same colors your section already wears. None of the parts that get you a letter from a law firm.

That's the whole company. We are a fan, some tails, and an aggressive number of trademark symbols. We are definitely not affiliated with any professional league, team, city, mascot, or the nice people who own those things. Any resemblance is purely coincidental, and heavily implied.

Swing responsibly. Hit your friends gently. The tail is soft; they'll be fine.

Off Brand Team
Home of the Legally Distinct League. Definitely not affiliated.